Unique spreadsheet simulator with chaotic firefights and hookers!Take the role of a war dog. Buy from gangs and the black market, and sell to the PMCs. Ez pz.What's the catch? Some goofs just wanna shoot you in the face and get away with your money. Features Overcomplicated tutorial! Unique spreadsheeting fun! Exciting "buy-sell-buy more" simulator! Decorate your office with bongs and weapon crates! Level up your bodyguards and forget about paying your bills! Lose all cash on gambling! Start all over again! 20+ achievements! 20+ items 1 global leaderboard